Saturday, August 16, 2008

I'm a murderer.

Recently I discovered the joys of using cornmeal to induce the mass murder of ant families. With my guidance and training, you too can be on your way to an anti-ant lifestyle. Are you ready for this Just sprinkle some cornmeal on their homes and where they like to hang out, and -poof!- you have now just committed genocide. Enjoy hell! It should be fun.

(and ant-free.)

1 comment:

becki said...

I will be using this remedy and you can rest assured that I will let you know if it works not! I will not be made a fool of in front of my newly acquired ant beds!